Famous Winkleberry Pie...
Even celebrities get Winked! Below are just a few example of famous moments in Winkleberry Pie History!

Paul Ruebens a.k.a. "Pee-Wee Herman"
This popular children's TV star was caught wackin' his willie in an adult movie theater, arrested, and charged with indecent exposure. The poor bastard! What else do you expect to see happen in a porno-theater--card games??? Long live Pee-Wee Herman!

John Kerry
This example of Winkleberry Pie needs no explanation, although we should note that Mr. Kerry recieved the distinguished Winkleberry Pie "What Were Ya Thinkin'???" award!

Martha Stewart
Accused and convicted of insider trading, Martha was just tryin' to get her skrilla, but was taken down by the man. She recieved time in prison and was fined up the ying-yang, for doing what any of us in her circumstance woulda done. Now that's a big slice of Winkleberry Pie!

The Hindenburg
On May 6, 1937, the German zeppelin LZ 129 Hindenburg caught fire and was utterly destroyed within a minute while attempting to dock with its mooring mast at Lakehurst Naval Air Station in New Jersey. In Germany, the translation reads: "Der Wink Der Wink Der Wink!"

Sadaam Hussein
Found by U.S. forces cowering in a shit-filled hole in the Arabian desert, this grand fuck-stick discovered the taste of good ol' fashioned American Winkleberry Pie! Eat up asshole!